[Archived from 2006]
I'm superpsyched about the Padre Pio show at Fontanas. After a heated argument fraught with sexual tension, David finally agreed to let me do my rendition of Mother of Pearl, after making me promise not to upstage him.
The show gets off to a good start.
Everybody looks pretty good.
Danny looks so hot when he's on the drums. It makes me want to jump into his lap and stroke his hair.
After a few Jack & Cokes, I get up on stage to wait.
I kind of climb up on the drums to get a little bit closer to Danny.
Then I guess that last Jack & Coke hits me.
So I pass out and then I don't get to do my set. Sorry guys! I'm sorry already.
Fortunately when we're breaking down from the show I get my second wind of the night and play an impromptu set on the drums.
Jim and I cuddle on the ride to Sweetups.
We get a table and everyone does a toast to celebrate. I sit on the table because I'm shorter than everyone else.
I bend down to take another sip and Danny starts caressing my neck. I knew he was secretly in love with me.
One of the bartenders gets called off on urgent business. Everyone's thirsty so, you know, I take over.
When he gets back he pours me a free drink to thank me.
Getting a little woozy. I try and keep up with these guys but you know, I'm only about a foot and a half tall and my tolerance is kind of low.
So I do a kegstand. Cheers guys!
I get back to the table and someone brings me another drink.
Kind of sketched out by this mug it's in. Look at that hair and those wild half-demented eyes! Kind of sexy.
Leah pulls me on to her lap and we start to reminisce about the last show at Scenic.
Then a groupie takes me off with her into the bathroom and well, you know.
Things get a little ugly between the groupie and Danny and Jim and Leah after we come back out so we decide to leave. I'm a little giddy and feeling reckless so I decide to ride home on the windshield of the Vanny.
It ain't like riding Danny (sorry bad pun) but it is kind of like flying.
When we get home David tries to scare me with some random computer maze that gets interrupted with a shrieking Linda Blair but I'm from Kashyyk y'all! I don't scare that easy.
Danny lets me wear his jacket because I'm kind of cold. What a sweetheart. He wears such nice cologne too.
At last I crawl into bed with him to try to apologize for the groupie thing but he just mumbles a few incoherent things and passes out.
I hope I didn't break his heart. It was a fun night though.
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