Dr. Rockenstein and the Carriage House Bloodbath

[Archived from 2006]

Saturday night we throw a party at the Carnage House. After smearing blood on mirrors, stringing cobwebs from the ceiling, inscribing pentagrams on the floor and hanging autopsy photos all 'round the walls, we don our costumes. I'm going as Chewcifer, obviously.








It's kind of an excuse to woo the ladies, particularly Swiss Miss Shannon,






And Typhoid Lori.







But my efforts are foiled as, in the next room, Michael is undergoing a transformation from bookish librarian to Dr. Rockenstein,







with a Swiss Miss on his lap and Typhoid Lori doing his makeup.







Where Librarian Michael is laid-back and affable, Dr. Rockenstein is, apparently, a sex magnet.







He seduces ladies







And men alike.






Guests, when they arrive, swoon.







Dr. Rockenstein is unfazed.







Later The Above plays a set.



















I manage to steal a kiss from Swiss Miss Shannon,







And dance with her during one of the songs.







After the set, Norwegian Jesus ravages Dr. Rockenstein,







Takes offense when Rockenstein instead snuggles Typhoid Lori,







and tries to smother his rival with a set of sunglasses.







There's enough love to go around, guys! Dr. Rockenstein says, and everyone settles down.







At one point, Dr. Rockenstein is so hot that his face turns pink.







Just kidding! I did that in Photoshop.



The party's now slipping into the witching hour...







..and I am feeling attention starved.
So, working my diabolical magic, I manage to slip a pair of handcuffs on Dr. Rockenstein.







His many admirers try one-by-one to get them off. Norwegian Jesus,






Christopher,





Typhoid Lori,







All to no avail.







We're forced to amputate his arm.







Just kidding guys! Someone eventually found a set of keys.








Rockenstein will be fully "armed" as a ladykiller on Halloween. Librarians beware...







Happy Halloween.







<3 Chewcifer.